4 Essays
Disgusting Food That is a picture of a pot full of sloppy joes. I want to write a poem that is about left overs: 1: I want to eat a bratwurst with sauerkraut and baked beans and drink a wheat Read More …
Author: Ross Hernandez
Sun Poems
Prayer for Kierkegaard. Oh my dearest God, I have turned my cleverness inside, and now I know all of the shrewd escape routes of all the crimes that will ever happen, but I will never tell. Bless me; I am Read More …
Sleeping in the Aviary Backs Daniel Johnston at the Cedar
There are five seats in the row that appear to empty. Tony says that they’re all taken except for one. “They’re out smoking” he says. I sit in the empty chair. My hair is wet. I think that I have Read More …
U.S. Patent 3917876
U.S. Patent 3917876 “Process for Production of a Simulated Meat Product.” A method of mixing protein-like substances (according to “specified protein concentrations”) with water (and a “lubricating substance”), boiling said substance in water for a specified time, and releasing the Read More …